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SPEAKER_03Worst of the worst right on Is this the worst thing that I've ever seen? Worst of the worst I yeah feels so dirty that I'll never be clean.
SPEAKER_01Worst of the worst Hello, hello, hello, and welcome to Nobody Does It Bennett. And our first episode of Worst of the Worst. The show where we take what we feel is the worst film from a franchise, rate it, and put it on a list against other movies and other franchises. I am your host, Agree Bennett Experience, and tonight with me for this one is Jeff. How are we tonight, Jeff?
SPEAKER_07Hey guys, how are we doing?
SPEAKER_01I'm pretty good. I don't know what the everyone else is doing, but yeah, we'll find out.
SPEAKER_07Well, hopefully they're listening in on this podcast.
SPEAKER_01Before we run through the movie, Jeff, what were your general thoughts on X-Ben Origins Wolverine? And did they change over time? No, none. Yeah. It was so bad.
SPEAKER_07No, it was there are parts of the story I didn't enjoy, but overall it actually wasn't that bad. The reputation it's got doesn't make sense to me. There are parts that I definitely didn't enjoy. And you know, that those are probably parts that run alongside the comics, but still I didn't really think it was as bad as most people have said.
SPEAKER_01Well, that's where you and I differ, because I think the reason why it's considered so bad now, like when it came out, it was like okay, and it got like I'll go through the Rotten Tomato ratings shortly, especially the audience score wasn't that bad. But I think since the MCU's come out and shown you how to do a superhero film, when you go back and watch an X-Ben film, especially not the not so good ones like X-Men Origins Wolverine, you notice just how unstructured it is. They don't really know how to set up the origin tale of him. They just kind of try to put enough story in there to go to the next action scene and then do the next action scene and do the next action scene. I never really felt like, wow, this is like Wolverine's origins tale, and this is epic, and this is how he became the person he was. It just felt like a yeah, it's another X-Men film. Some cool action things, but really it's forgettable. Right, yeah, but so my thoughts obviously was yeah, it was okay when it came out, and I saw it again now. I see all the reasons why it wasn't so good. I thought uh there was some good elements, like some of the acting was pretty good to be into. And some of the story, like the origin story of how it becomes Wolverine, like some aspects of it I quite enjoy, but there's so much stuff in here that just makes me bang my head against the wall, like why?
SPEAKER_07Oh, totally, yeah. Why add this? When I say I enjoy it, I don't I don't mean like it's one that I will continuously watch. I just mean that for the part of it, me watching it when I did, I enjoyed it, even though there were quite a few bits in it that got me a little annoyed.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. So it's it's watchable.
SPEAKER_07It's yeah, it's watchable, it's not it also depends on how big a fan of of Wolverine you are. I would think if you went into it knowing nothing about Wolverine, you'd probably enjoy it.
SPEAKER_01Hmm. I think also if it wasn't for Hugh Jackman and Leaf Shriver in this, I don't think the movie I think the movie would be even worse.
SPEAKER_07Oh yeah, definitely. I just could you imagine that? Like you you gotten used to huge, huge Jack Man as Wolverine, and then they bring in someone else, you'd be like, no, I think that would also affect how badly the movie went too, because you'd be disgusted at the fact that it's not huge, uh huge Jackman.
SPEAKER_01So it'd be like when Dumb and Dumber did when Harry met Lloyd.
SPEAKER_07Oh that's terrible. But in saying that, I don't think they could have done it with um Jim Carrey and and Jeff Daniels anyway, because they wouldn't they would have been like 30, 40 year olds playing 16-year-olds.
SPEAKER_01But that would have been half the funny of it, isn't it? Half the funny. Some people might go, but Greg, Dark Phoenix was rated lower than X-Men Origins, Wolverine. Yes, it is. My reasoning for this is I'm gonna go and I'm gonna split the X-Men franchises all in half. So you've got the original X-Men team and you've got the younger versions, like in first class and stuff like that. Oh yeah. So Dark Phoenix will be eventually on here as the younger team's worst movie, even though Apocalypse came very, very close.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, it's it's it's for those two, uh it's a real toss-up because both of them are just not great.
SPEAKER_01The other reason though is I think X-Men Origins Wolverine is actually worse than Dark Phoenix. I've said it I think so. I I'd watch Dark Phoenix again before I'd watch X-Men Origins Wolverine.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, I I mean I did like some elements to Dark Phoenix, but that's not one I'd watch again in a in a hurry.
SPEAKER_01X-Men Origin Wolverine did come out in 2009 too, Jeff, in 2009. You say the same year as Street Fighter Return of Chun Lee, which uh we talked about because the other black IP is in that movie. Yeah. That was uh yeah. A year to remember for the wrong reasons.
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SPEAKER_01Before we go into Rotten Tomatoes and go into the film itself, Jeff. But if you'd like to write into the show, who knows, we might even read it on air. You can go to Nobody Does It Bennett's Facebook page, or you can hit us up on the Twitter at nobodydi Bennett. You can also email us at nobody does itbennet at outlook.com. That's Bennett with two N's and two T's. So yeah, if you want to get in contact with us, nobody does it Bennett at Outlook.com.
SPEAKER_07And if you want to check out some extra stuff, you can look at uh the YouTube channel, Indi B Extras, and we throw out a little bit extra for everyone.
SPEAKER_01What do we got on that show as well, Jeff?
SPEAKER_07Basically, we will go through and do an actors lucky dip uh where we will pick out actors' names from a hat or a cup or whatever we've got on our hand.
SPEAKER_01A mug, maybe?
SPEAKER_07Yep, mug. And we will discuss our favourite movies of them. We'll also do uh video games where we will discuss um video games from the past and what we'd like to see if they were brought into the into the now. And also another one which I'm going to be doing soon will be the TV shows. Discussing our favourite TV shows.
SPEAKER_01And they're kind of bite-sized episodes, not not large ones.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, yeah, they're just quick maybe five, ten minute little bits for you to enjoy when you're having downtime from original universe.
SPEAKER_01Hmm. Just a little extras, and if you will. That's the one. Right, so let's go into the movie Jeff, as much as we probably don't want him.
SPEAKER_02Ah nobody does it, manage him, man.
SPEAKER_01Rotten Tomatoes gave us the score, the critics gave it 37%, and the audience gave it 58%. That's what I say. The audience were pretty high. Ish. Wasn't fresh, but it wasn't as low as I thought it would be. Yeah. Richard Donner was an executive producer in this. He was the original director of Superman 1978. So I was like, Richard Donner, what are you doing?
SPEAKER_07That's why the movie's so bad.
SPEAKER_01Troy Savannah plays young James or young Logan or young Wolverine in this. When he's like a kid when he stabs his dad, not realizing this is his dad, because his other dad is dying on the ground, which we'll get to soon. Right, Jeff, are you ready to jump into X-Men Origins Wolverine with me?
SPEAKER_07No, but we'll do it anyway.
SPEAKER_01That's it. I'll put it here. Well, let's do it anyway. Ladies and gentlemen, X-Men Origins, Wolverine.
SPEAKER_02Master Podcaster! There's too many of them. What are we going to do?
SPEAKER_01Movie starts with the Marvel Comics logo. I love the classic comic book flickering Marvel logo they had, you know, for Spider-Man, Toby Maguire.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, it's pretty good, but the updated logo's not to be beaten.
SPEAKER_01Oh, that's good. The new MCU one? That's so good. Pretty good. Right, so we cut to Northwest Territories in Canadia, or otherwise known as Canada, in 1845. It is a very well-to-do house. Victor is watching over a sick James. Seems to be some tension between James' dad and Victor. So James is sick at the start of this. Like he never gets sick, obviously, when he's older because he's Wolverine and he has that automatic healing. Doesn't really explain though why he's sick.
SPEAKER_07It also doesn't explain now why he goes from being sick to really not being sick so quick.
SPEAKER_01It just happens.
SPEAKER_07Yeah.
SPEAKER_01And yeah, nothing no story to tell us this. Victor's dad gets drunk and comes to the house. So James' dad goes out to see what he wants. James can hear arguing. Then a bang. A gunshot goes off. James races out of his room to see what has happened. He has that run, like I say, he runs out into that second floor story and looks down. It reminds me of X-Men 2 when Wolverine jumps from the second story when the uh Academy's under attack and strike on his men. Reminiscent of that, I'm not sure if it's supposed to be or not.
SPEAKER_07Could be.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, maybe. James's dad has been shot. He dies in James' arms. As Victor's dad tries to explain his actions, James gets so angry he retracts out some bone claws. Interesting how much the actor who played James's dad looked like Hugh Jackman. He kind of did have a look like Hugh Jackman a little bit. Yeah. And how much Victor's dad looked like Lee Schreifer. Coincidence? I think they made it more like had the setup with the long side birds and stuff like that. So I don't think he looked that much like Leave. Yeah. As you can tell, enjoying it so far.
SPEAKER_00Jesus Christ.
SPEAKER_07Is it over yet?
SPEAKER_06Can I go home?
SPEAKER_01James stabs Victor's dad with his bone claws. As Victor's dad is dying, there is a real soap opera moment. Victor's dad says he wasn't your father, James. Bum bum bum. I am.
SPEAKER_06Could you imagine if it actually did that?
SPEAKER_07I'm not gonna tell you. I wasn't gonna tell you this, but uh I'm your real dad.
SPEAKER_01Dun dun dun next week on Passions of Love and Passions of Hate. Was that guy on the ground really his dead dad? Or was it this other guy he just killed? Yep. So shock horror as James has just killed his real dad for killing his fake dad. Ungrateful mum who James is sorry. Ungrateful mum who James kind of just saved says to James, What are you? I was like, come on now, you just save your life. Don't be so mean. Real nice going there, mum. As she causes James to run away, Victor chases James down. James cries to Victor saying he didn't mean it. Victor responds with yes you did, and he deserved it. I was like, Mmm. Young kid kind of reminds me of Jake Gillenhall too, the way he looks, the one that plays Victor. Victor then tells James that since they're brothers, they need to stick together. Roll to credits with Victor and James running. This starts one of the best opening sequences in comic film history with Victor and James fighting in different battles over the years, from the Civil War to World War I and II to Vietnam.
SPEAKER_07Says the guy who doesn't like the movie.
SPEAKER_01I'm not a big fan of the movie, but this opening sequence is really well done. I see apart from Nightcrawler and X-Men 2.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, that's to me that is still the best opening ever.
SPEAKER_01I'd say it's the best opening. This would be the best opening with credits because this one actually shows you the credits as it's rolling, and like from battle to battle, the transition's actually really well done.
SPEAKER_07Oh, definitely. Yeah.
SPEAKER_01A lot of movies these days don't have that intro anymore. They just kind of go straight into the film.
SPEAKER_07Yeah. The only other one I can think of is Deadpool.
SPEAKER_01Well, Spider-Man had it as well for the Maguire's had all the True, yeah. Spider Winds and X-Men had that thing where it used to go through the through the genes and stuff like that. Not gene, but through the DNA. Not through Gene. Scott. He's like, if I'm gonna say Gene, I'm gonna have to say Scott. Showing Victor and James side by side right through. You can see James getting more worried as the wars go on. So as it goes on, seems like Victor gets a taste for it and starts to really enjoy it, and you can see the fear in James's face of uh-oh, he's losing control. Victor seems to enjoy dealing with death a little too much. Victor goes over the deep end when he tries to assault a Vietnamese woman. Other soldiers order him to stand down, but Victor just starts unleashing on them, causing James to back his brother and fight his fellow soldiers back to back. James and Victor are sentenced to a firing death squad. Victor just turns to James and says, Wake me up when it's over.
SPEAKER_07Yep, that's pretty cool.
SPEAKER_01It is. Title comes up X-Men Origins Wolverine. So that's like the start of this is like, this is gonna be a good ride. It's gonna be really fun. Yeah.
SPEAKER_07This isn't gonna be mishandled at all. Sets you up and sucker punches you in the nads.
SPEAKER_01Major William Stryker visits Victor and James in a military prison. They're in prison for killing the superior officer. Victor says that they seem to have an issue with authority. Stryker asks them how they survived a firing squad, and James just says it tickled. Stryker recruits them for a special team he's creating. The team also includes Wade Wilson, John Wraith, Chris Bradley, David North, otherwise known as Zero.
SPEAKER_07Agent Zero.
SPEAKER_01Agent Zero. And Fred Dukes, who becomes the blob. Wade goats Victor into fight pretty much straight away. Talking about like shaving down his claws. The secret mission is taking place in Lagos, Nigeria. The team starts to infiltrate a building. Zero, David North is pretty handy with handguns. Cut to an elevator scene, power gets cut, and Wade starts to piss everyone off with lines like Well, I had to take that we go break.
SPEAKER_06Break in the tree.
SPEAKER_00It was the next page. I'll do that again, shall I? Starts to pant.
SPEAKER_01Cut to an elevator scene, power gets cut and Wade starts to piss everyone off with lines like Great, stuck in an elevator with five guys with a high protein diet.
SPEAKER_07Wade, do you ever shut up? No, sir. Only when I'm asleep.
SPEAKER_01Chris Bradley gets the elevator going. So the Nigerian soldiers prepare their guns and aim at the elevator door. Wade's blade skills are awesome. Okay, people are dead. Mr. Blade, how he like flicks him around, like they never explain again what has if he has a mutant power or not. We're not sure.
SPEAKER_07Yeah. And it's just weird. Like if he did have a mutant power, they've just given him one that he's never ever had. Not that I'm aware of anyway.
SPEAKER_01Stryker says how Wade would be the perfect soldier if he didn't have that mouth of his.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, which is foreshadowing. Ooh.
SPEAKER_01What could this mean?
SPEAKER_07The one thing that many people might not actually spot is if you have a look in the background, he does a very, very sarcastic salute. Oh, is it? Yeah, yeah. He did he's like, Yeah, as he says, the if you didn't have that mouth, you'd be a great soldier, and he does like a really sarcastic looking salute.
SPEAKER_01This whole mission was so Stryker could obtain animantium. So I'm guessing Nigerians are in here as they couldn't get Blank Panther rights, so they couldn't use the Wikondans. Yeah. My guess, because it's an African area, not Waconda, but somewhere close. The squad take a whole village hostage so that they can get animantium. James starts to question their motives with looks of concern over his face.
SPEAKER_07You realize animantium's not vibranium?
SPEAKER_01It's not vibranium, no, but it's very similar in it.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, but I don't think they have animantium at Wakon.
SPEAKER_01I thought it just vibranium there. I thought they had both. Maybe it because I thought maybe they didn't mention animantium because they didn't have the X Men rights at first. That's why I thought maybe they only mentioned Vibrinium. I don't know. If anyone thinks otherwise.
SPEAKER_07And single out Greg, because he's the Muppet that thinks he's got it right.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, on the on the Twitter at nobodydi Bennett. So James starts to question their motives with looks of concern over his face. When Stryker says to one of the villagers, tell me where the animantium is or people will die. Stryker then orders Victor to kill the village leader. The squad starts to kill villagers. James tries to stop the squad. Even grabs his brother's arm and says, Don't even think about it. We didn't sign up for this. Put him down. James says he's done. Victor says, Jimmy, we can't just let you walk away. James throws away his dog tags and walks out on the squad. So that's when Wolverine's had enough. Cut to the Canadian Rockies six years later, James is living on top of a mountain with a woman. It's like just a random house on top of a mountain to no one else around. It's great. I guess it's good, yeah. But not good for power, or if you had to get like your internet running, it'd probably be pretty s pretty crap because there's no internet things around there.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, but considering the the year it's supposed to be done in, surely they wouldn't have internet at that point.
SPEAKER_012009 they would have had internet, just not great internet.
SPEAKER_07No, no. Isn't it supposed to be like eighties or nineties?
SPEAKER_01Oh yeah, sorry, the movie itself is, yeah. Yeah, you're right. I keep forgetting because uh apart from the starting sequence where they're going through the wars, they never really tell you what years is sitting.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, that's true.
SPEAKER_01Kind of goes along. James drives to his job as a lumberjack. He's a man, he's a real man's man. He's a man, he's a manly man.
SPEAKER_07He's a lumberjack and he's okay.
SPEAKER_01It's like that guy in the paper towels on the Simpsons. Yeah. Cut to a carnival in Springfield, Ohio.
SPEAKER_07That's just hilarious. You mentioned the Simpsons and then we cut to Springfield.
SPEAKER_01Springfield. True, yeah. There you go. True. Cut to a carnival in Springfield, Ohio, not Springfield from the Simpsons. Trippy seeing a carnival so soon after watching Big for the movie review universe. That's right. I just watched Big recently, and then seeing that carnival and seeing this carnival, I'm like, Alright, Chris Bradley now runs the booth at a carnival. His trailer has a train set and a whole heap of light bulbs in it that Chris can turn on at will. So he has a job at the carnival, but it was so boring didn't care about actually mentioning any of that. Because he's just like pay a dollar and try to turn the light bulb off, and people try and turn it off, but you can't because he's powering the light bulb with his mind.
SPEAKER_07And nobody bothers to mention also that he's powering the whole carnival. Yeah. Which is quite funny. You don't actually notice or realise that until he dies.
SPEAKER_01Chris has a knock at the door. It's Victor. And Chris looks terrified. Chris says now he has never told anyone about what happened and how he thought it would be Wade who would come knocking at his door. Victor tells Chris that Wade's gone. So this is an indication that Wade Wilson's already dead. Chris, I'm not afraid of you, Victor. I'm not afraid of death. How do you know? You've never tried it before. Like, okay, what?
SPEAKER_07I kinda get that though. Victor's tried death because he gets shot quite a bit. It kind of makes sense, but yes, I do understand where you're coming from.
SPEAKER_01This is a weird line. It's almost trying to be clever, but it just seems stupid. James has a nightmare. His girl could have been killed. She could have, because he has a nightmare and leases out his claws, but she only gets a little scratch.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, not like later on where he stabs a rogue. That's brutal.
SPEAKER_01That is brutal, yeah. Doesn't he also stab Kitty as well?
SPEAKER_07Shadowcat, yeah.
SPEAKER_01When the Days of Future Past? Like she's in his mind and he reaches out with his claws and actually stabs her, I think. Yep. That's why they have to get rogue in the rogue cut of Days of Future Past. There's a whole segment of it cut out with that. She go and get her and she takes over. Oh yeah. Rather than in the original cut, Kitty just carries on even though she's wounded. Yeah, there's actually a whole road cut where she doesn't. Crazy. Cut to morning, James is handling wood while smoking a cigar.
SPEAKER_06He's cut to the morning and James is handling wood. The wood you're thinking, but he's still handling.
SPEAKER_01Well, he's a lumberjack. That's the kind of wood I mean. God, filthy. While smoking a cigar. Impressive work.
SPEAKER_06If for context, if you're listening in, all you're hearing is cut to the morning. James is handling wood while smoking a cigar.
SPEAKER_01Impressive work. James is visited by William Stryker. Agent Zero still works for him. Stryker shows James a paper showing Chris's death and mentions how Wade was killed before that. Someone is hunting down the old team. Stryker tells James that Victor is safe as far as he knows. This whole Victor is safe thing would have worked better if we hadn't just seen him murder Chris in a prior scene. Stryker, your country needs you. Then James, or Wolfereen. I'm Canadian. In that voice. Nah. I'm Canadian. Yeah, I love that line. James drives away and goes and picks up his girlfriend, who we find out is a school teacher. Road is blocked off by some guys talking. Guy at Brid seems to get angry really fast over nothing.
SPEAKER_07I'm still certain that the reason for that is just so you can see still finding.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, because he goes up to the bridge like, hey guys, do you mind moving out of the way so we can get past? Get out of here. And he's like, Your husband's got a smart mouth. For what? Asking you guys to move out of the way so they can get past.
SPEAKER_07And he doesn't even say it in like a rough or bad way. It's just like, Can you can you guys move? It's like, what the heck's with your attitude, man? Uh, what my attitude? I heard the guy on the bridges actually called Stinky Diver.
SPEAKER_01Is bad attitude is as bad as his own? That's the one. James's girlfriend puts her hands on James and the other guy's shoulders. And they start to calm down while they touch wood, man. Nah. And they start to calm down. James and girlfriend drive home. Girlfriend tells James a story about spirits and how Kuweikuwatsu and how the moon tricked him out of the spirit world.
SPEAKER_07Cuckoo Cachoo got screwed, man.
SPEAKER_01That's what I put here. Wow, Cuckoo Cachoo got screwed.
SPEAKER_07Why do you keep uh calling her the girlfriend and not using her name?
SPEAKER_01They never really say it much, and I don't really care about it too much.
SPEAKER_07Ooh, burn.
SPEAKER_01They say it like Silver Fox like Wansuan.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, the little kids say Silver Fox. That's it.
SPEAKER_01And that's the only time you hear it. So I didn't really hear it much, so I just keep calling it girlfriend.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, but I'm sure she had another name that she went by, not just Silver Fox.
SPEAKER_01So girlfriend says Kuwaikuwatsu means the Wolverine.
SPEAKER_07Yeah.
SPEAKER_01And you're like, oh my god. Whoa, Wolverine. That's interesting. That sounds like something I've heard before. Cut to the next day, James is at work while his girlfriend is driving the truck. She stops as there is a man in the middle of the road. It's Victor. James notices claw marks on the trees and a dead animal. I think he starts to smell and sniff and realizes it's his brother as well. James then panics and runs, the call sign of Victor, I guess.
SPEAKER_07He who smelt it doubt it.
SPEAKER_01Victor starts scratching up girlfriend's car. James runs to her, but it is too late. James's girlfriend is dead.
SPEAKER_07Wow, you couldn't have been more monotone. It is too late. James's girlfriend is dead.
SPEAKER_01It's like a news thing. On the news tonight, one woman is dead as her boyfriend mourns. Q trope scream into the air with body and their arms shot. No as it flows up. But yeah. Cut to Victor carving a happy face into a table of a bar. Victor. You got insurance in this place? Baron is like, uh. Yeah. And Victor's like, uh, too bad. James blows off the doors looking for Victor. I thought he did, but he just blows through them in there. I was hoping he blew like when I first watched it. Oh, he must have sort of the caught in my eyes. Oh, he knocked the doors off the hinges, but no. James opens the doors looking for Victor, wanting vengeance for his girlfriend's death. This leads to a sawmill fight. Victor gets the best of James. Victor even managed to break some of James's bone claws. You see, he stands in and snaps his bone claws. I'm like, oh. Brutal, man. Was brutal. Cut to James slamming Stryker against a wall, asking why he didn't tell him that Victor was the one doing the killings. Stryker claims not to have known. He goes, I swear on my son's life. It's like, eh, but you're lying, so that's how much you think of his son, isn't it? Stryker tells James that he can give him the tools to beat Victor. Cut to Jurassic Park like helicopter flight to the secret lab. Meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh. James is tied to a table. Stryker asks James if he remembered what they were after in Nigeria. Anamantium. Stryker found it and is now going to fill James up. I'm gonna fill you up, boy. And it's now going to fill James up with it. James says how he wants new dog tags and he wants to change them to Wolverine. Wolverine is submerged into water and injected with animantium. Once the extremely painful procedure is over and James ends up surviving, Wolverine hears through the water that Stryker wants the scientists to wipe his memory, therefore becoming just a weapon to be used. So Wolverine escapes his restraints and goes on a rampage. Time to slice and dice. Nope. Instead he just cuts out to him, running buck naked out of the lab. And jumping off a waterfall. He cuts an X into the door on the way out. Notice that when he slices through it, it's an X. Yeah. Before jumping off a waterfall. Now that would be cold on the giblets.
SPEAKER_07Those giblets went right back up in there.
SPEAKER_01Wouldn't be like the old fresh up out at all. Yeah. Cut to old couple driving in a rural area. They see naked Wolverine run into their barn. Old man goes to investigate with a rifle. I think there's a naked man in our barn. Yep. Old man feels sorry for Wolverine and lets him stay in the house. Cut to one of this film's most infamous scenes. Wolverine checking out his metal digital claws in the bathroom. The effects in this scene are pretty bad. Ugh. Oh, the claws look so digital. You see him actually looking at the mirror of them and like they look like something got a space jam.
SPEAKER_07Yeah. It was oh god. And the the worst part was when he brought both of them out. When he brought the first lot out, you could see it was bad, but it just sort of still balanced it a little bit in the scene. But then he brought out both of them, and it's just comical when you're laughing when you should have been going, Oh my goodness, that is so amazing.
SPEAKER_01Didn't look good. Nope. And he also cuts the sink open and stuff like that.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, cheesy.
SPEAKER_01He ends up taking the sink out to the old people, like, I had a little bit of an accident. So he sliced half the thing off.
SPEAKER_07Yeah. Oh, don't worry. I intend to pay for it. No, you don't. They're dead.
SPEAKER_01They're gonna be dead soon, don't worry. Yeah. Wolverine eats with the old people. Talks about getting a 48 bike new off the line. Old man says how Wolverine is too young to be able to do that. But he's not. He he's old. Old man gives Wolverine the classic Wolverine biker jacket. Old couple gets snipered by Agent Zero. That's a pretty sad scene.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, that was.
SPEAKER_01And they he calls it in saying Wolverine did it. It's like it's quite obvious it'd be sniper billets.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, but I think it'd be because of the fact that they do everything under the rug and in such a dodgy way that nobody had actually checked the scenes.
SPEAKER_01Or they could say they checked it and it was definitely like just handgun shells or something. Yeah. The movie gives you no time to mourn for the nice old couple and go straight into a bike chase action scene with the bad guys chasing after Wolverine in a helicopter. I like the scene here where Zero's like, shoot his brains out or something, and it's like Yeah, let's blow his brains out. Yes, because you've only known him for like 30 years by this stage or 20 years, Zero. You know that he can't be killed by normal weapons before you filled him with animantium. And now he's got adamantium, it's like, well, what? He's just trying to anger him? Trying to piss him off?
SPEAKER_07I think he just didn't really understand what was happening. Like I think he was more interested in following orders than actually sitting down and understanding what was actually happening.
SPEAKER_01Another bad guy is in a hummer with a machine gun mounted to the roof. Wolverine bike slides to the side of the hammer and cuts through it with his claws. He also cuts the propellers off the helicopter, causing it to crash. Wolverine approaches the crashed helicopter to see a trapped Zero inside. Wolverine picks up the radio as Stryker is trying to contact Zero. Governor Wolverine says, Wrong answer! After I kill Victor, I'm coming for you. You wanted the animal, Colonel. You got it. Wolverine then says to Zero, those were good people back there. Innocent people. Zero says, Ha ha ha ha. It's funny how innocent people seem to die around you. He ain't innocent and he dies, so Wolverine then pulls out his claws and sparks them on the ground, causing a petrol line caused by the leaking gas to ignite.
SPEAKER_07Somehow, without actually bending over. In this whole movie, that's the one thing that doesn't make sense to me.
SPEAKER_01Out of all things.
SPEAKER_07Yep.
SPEAKER_01The one thing. Just mean fake fake deadpool makes perfect sense. Yep.
SPEAKER_07Exactly. Fake Deadpool, everything else. It just makes perfect sense. But the fact that he somehow ignites this fire without actually bending over to do it, nah.
SPEAKER_01So maybe he has longer claws, maybe he can long length them out if he wants to.
SPEAKER_07But if that was the case, why have you never seen it ever?
SPEAKER_01Because reasons. It's a movie.
SPEAKER_07Yeah. Not just movie, but movies. Multiple man.
SPEAKER_01It blows up the helicopter with Wolverine slowly walking away. So cheesy.
SPEAKER_07Explosions while walking away.
SPEAKER_01Scientists tell Stryker the only way to stop Wolverine is by using an animantium bullet. That's what I say here, but then later on it doesn't actually stop him, it just kind of takes away his memories.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, which is in itself weird.
SPEAKER_01Right, cut to Scott Summers in his high school class. Seems to be struggling to concentrate. Teacher asks him to remove his glasses when he tells the teacher he needs them as he has a headache. She makes him stay after school for detention. Why didn't he just say he had an eye condition? Because he does. He's not lying. He has an eye condition that would kill everyone. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's something maybe the parents could say, uh, my son kind of has lasers in his eyes. He makes him take his glasses off. You're probably gonna die. Yeah. Cut to Wolverine talking to John Wraith. Wraith says how the team ended up rounding up mutants and how Victor felt abandoned by Logan leaving. Or James or Wolverine, whatever name you want to go with. Wolverine sees Frank Dukes, he is now the blob. Fred. Fred, sorry, not Frank. Wolverine sees Fred Dukes, he is now the blob. Wolverine keeps making fat jokes and demanding that Dukes tells him where Victor is. Wolverine then calls him Bub and Dukes thinks he says blob. This leads to a Wolverine versus Dukes boxing match.
SPEAKER_07I felt like that was just jammed in there just so that they could say, hey look, this is blob. Because otherwise that's uh that's pretty much the only time that they say Fred Dukes is blob.
SPEAKER_01It's a waste of a character. He's like one scene at the start, and then he's in this just so they can fill up the time. Yeah. Because they could have had this whole thing where they just interrogate him first off, because he puts his claws up through his boxing glove. Why didn't he do that straight away?
SPEAKER_07Yeah, and he basically kills him off screen. Well, not Wolverine, but Sabertooth kills him off screen.
SPEAKER_01Victor kills him later. Yeah. This leads to Wolverine versus Jukes boxing match. Wolverine gets smacked around a bit until he headbuts Wolverine. So you know he knocks, hits him, and he's like, ooh.
SPEAKER_07And Wolverine's like, oh, I know how to get him now.
SPEAKER_01Once Wolverine takes down Jukes, he demands to know where Victor is. I do like the claws coming through the boxing glove. Cut to Scott Summers High School, where Victor is lurking outside like a creep. She's out there with claws. Yeah, I'm gonna get ya. Victor chases Scott through the school. I do like the shots of Victor running along the walls.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, it's pretty cool.
SPEAKER_01And the shot of Scott scorching his beams through the school. Yeah. I like that shot too.
SPEAKER_07Yep, that school was gonna need some readjustments. Yeah.
SPEAKER_01And that's why he shouldn't take his glasses off, man. But in the end, Scott is caught. Wolverine finds out from jukes that Victor and Stryker were working together all along. The island is where Stryker takes mutants after Victor catches them. Stryker then experiments on them. Wolverine, he killed her so that I would let him put Anamantium in me. That's what he says on. He could be like, He killed her More Batman. He killed her so that I would let them put animantium in me. Jukes doesn't know where the island is, but he does know how to find someone who wants escaped from it. Remy Lebau, aka Gambit. Stryker is apparently taking mutant powers to combine them with others. Wolverine and Wraith go off to find Gambit. They end up on Bourbon Street in New Orleans. Or New Orleans, New Orleans, New Orleans. You're the one telling the story. They end up on Bourbon Street in New Orleans. They find Gambit. Wraith goes out to cover the back alley. Rafe runs into Victor. Victor says how he just killed Jukes. Victor ends up ripping out Rafe's heart. I thought it was his heart, but it's the spine, innit?
SPEAKER_07Yeah, it's his spine. He doesn't rip it out, he just snaps it while it's still in there. You hear it snap.
SPEAKER_01Victor ends up grabbing Rafe's spine. And snap. Victor says, I can feel your spine, Johnny. That's funny. Didn't know you had one. So, oh, that's cruel, just to end it with there. And then Shang Sub was in that same alley and he goes, finish him. Fatality. Probably was this time, it was because he didn't actually have him, did he? Yeah. Actually was a full dust victory. Gambit ends up throwing cards at Wolverine and knocking him through a wall. When Wolverine starts to get up, he can see Victor collecting the sample of Rafe's body.
SPEAKER_07And no, actually, the the sample's collected before he gets up. He does, so he's on the ground. All he sees is Victor over Wraith's body.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, as he comes to, he can kind of see, yeah, Victor over his body. He's already collected the sample, let's say, yeah.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, he doesn't see that part. He just sees the him over the body.
SPEAKER_01Gambit approaches Wolverine from behind, saying how he's never going back to the island. Wolverine just knocks him out with one elbow to the face. Yeah. BAM! Oh, it's brutal. Animantium elbow to the face would hurt. Apparently he only knocks you out for like a minute. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But for me, I'd be out for days. Yeah.
SPEAKER_07It wouldn't hurt except for, you know, in this movie where it doesn't need to hurt that large.
SPEAKER_01Then starts fighting his brother. This time Wolverine gets the best of Victor and is about to kill him when Gambit comes back. He's woken up again and creates a massive explosion, knocking Wolverine and Victor down. This lets Victor run away while Gambit fights Wolverine. Wolverine breaks Gambit's staff in two with one of his claw blades. He then destroys the fire escape to take Gambit down. Wolverine gets Gambit to take him to the island. So that bit where he's like just slicing down the fire escape. Pretty cool. Yeah. There are some good things in here. Like I thought Wraith, before he died, teleporting around was cool, but didn't you do much with it?
SPEAKER_07Yeah, I know.
SPEAKER_01Cut to Stryker looking in on his son. So you see his son's frozen body. And then the general's like, I know your son's here. I was like, Well, he was just looking at him in this exact scene, General. So yeah, he's looking on his son who has been frozen for some reason. General talks to Stryker, talks about how the military are stopping Stryker's program. As they're talking, the general pulls a sheet down off an experiment. It's Wade's body.
SPEAKER_07I don't think they ever once say that that's actually his son. We know it's his, but I don't think at any point in time he says it, so that's why the military guy knows about it. Yeah, the military guide didn't say, Oh, that's your son right there, because nobody actually says it. So True.
SPEAKER_01It's Wade's body. His mouth is sewn shut. Stryker stabs the general, so I guess the program is still going.
SPEAKER_07Yeah. Stabby stabby.
SPEAKER_01Nothing like an old stab. Keep her program going. Gambit and Wolverine fly to the island in a crappy looking plane. Wolverine jumps out into the water. Stryker has almost created a secret mutant weapon that will respond to his commands. Wolverine sees a cage of prisoners. Scott is being loaded into a cage. Then Wolverine comes into a room where Stryker is having the scientists work on the experiment. Wolverine asks why he wanted him back. Stryker said he needed Wolverine's powers for the pool. The dead pool. Oh God, please no, God, please no. No! Nope. Nope. No. Cut to Giff of Alphus. But wait, the girlfriend isn't dead. She was a pawn used to get Wolverine to come back. Girlfriend faked her own death. Her powers are mind control through touch. She used her powers to seduce Wolverine.
SPEAKER_07I don't think she did.
SPEAKER_01Wolverine walks away.
SPEAKER_07Because she couldn't do it to Sabretooth, so I think the reason she couldn't do it to Sabretooth is the same reason she couldn't do it to Wolverine, surely.
SPEAKER_01She just kind of made him fall for her.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, I think it was just the actual falling in love part was genuine and that she was just supposed to be like keeping him in line for Stryker.
SPEAKER_01Wolverine walks away. Girlfriend wants her sister freed as promised. Stryker reneges on that promise. Then Victor shows up upset that Stryker let Wolverine go. He also wants Stryker to live up to his promise to fill up Victor with Animantium 2. I want some Anamantium 2. Stryker reneges on this deal as well, claiming that Victor would not survive the procedure. He goes, I can take anything he could. And he's like, No you couldn't. Nah, you'd die.
SPEAKER_07You're a little wussy bag.
SPEAKER_01You're a wussybag that would die, alright? Girlfriend comes to the realization that Stryker is using them. Victor grabs her by the throat, which causes her to scream. This gets the attention of Wolverine. Wolverine and Victor fight, crashing through windows, falling to the ground, etc. Wolverine decides not to kill Victor, but he does knock him out. Girfrian asks Wolverine to help her free her sister. Stryker launches his experiment. So exciting. Oh the line from Black. Launch Order 66. Order 66. Wolverine does the old run with both arms out, slicing the cages as he goes to free the prisoners, including Girlfriend's sister. As they're writing to escape, Fake Pool shows up. Oh how they got this wrong.
SPEAKER_07So very, very, very wrong.
SPEAKER_01Wolverine and Fake Bull fight. Fake pool has Wolverine's healing ability.
SPEAKER_07And teleportation.
SPEAKER_01That's later on though, innit? That's when he climbs the thing later on. Prisoners use their abilities to escape while girlfriend stays. She is wounded and will die shortly. Fake pool and Wolverine fight up on top of a nuclear cylinder. Fake pool and Wolverine are falling. Victor says Wolverine. So when Wolverine climbs the top of that cylinder, it's like, come and get me, and then that's when you find out that Fake Ball has teleportation.
SPEAKER_07I kind of feel bad that we're calling her girlfriend throughout the whole thing. It's like it's really it just I don't know why, but it's this little voice nagging in my back of my head saying, Me Too movement's gonna kick your ass.
SPEAKER_01It's just because they don't really give her much of a name in this, and that's all she is. She's just his girlfriend. She has no other characterization other than it's his girlfriend who is trying to save her sister, and that's the only character development you get. That's why I'm calling her girlfriend. Not to put anyone down, just because she's not fleshed out at all, and she the only time that you ever hear a name for her, pretty much, is Dorsey and also the little kids calling her Silver Fox. Yeah.
SPEAKER_07I wish it was really weird. So weird.
SPEAKER_02Little kids going, fake Silver Fox.
SPEAKER_07It's like, what? You don't call me that.
SPEAKER_01Fake Paul and Wolverine fight up on top of a nuclear cylinder. Fake Paul and Wolverine are falling. Victor saves Wolverine. Victor says, Nobody kills you but me. Victor and Wolverine team up against Fake Paul. Back to back. Once again. Fake Paul has a lot of abilities. Teleporting heat vision slash occult octoblast?
SPEAKER_07Yeah, but I think the octoblast or the the whatever it is, I I can't actually remember the correct term for it now. Optic. Optic blast. That's what it was. I think that it's one of those ones that if it's constantly used, yes, it will heat something up.
SPEAKER_01Okay, so it's a longer and more powerful version of a heat vision.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, except for like if it's just used as a one-off, I don't think it heats things up. Do you know what I mean? I think the longer it goes, yes. When you look at other times he's used it, it doesn't seem to have that sort of effect of like it's hated something, it just looks like it's blasted something.
SPEAKER_01He also has blades, but then Wolverine uses his heated claws. Courtesy of Fate Ball's optic blast. I put he vision again, but I changed it to optic glass to cut Fate Ball's head off like a hot knife through butter.
SPEAKER_07Who was it ever?
SPEAKER_01Got is leading the prisoners out even though he can't see. Someone is helping him lead him to safety. Stryker loads a revolver with animantium bullets. Stryker, his brain will heal, but his memories won't grow back. Which makes no sense, but okay. Cut to Wolverine and Victor. Wolverine says that this doesn't change anything. Wolverine is about to get crushed by a big piece of cylinder when Gambit, out of nowhere, chops the bit in half to save Wolverine. Where have you been? Where have you been, Gambit?
SPEAKER_07I've been on this island the whole time, but I thought I would come in at the last minute to save you.
SPEAKER_01Gambit's like, you missed me? I was like, Nope. No, Gambit. No, we didn't.
SPEAKER_07Not even in the slightest.
SPEAKER_01I kind of forgot you existed until this point. Wolverine hears girlfriend calling out to him. She is still slowly dying. They kiss to try and bring back that love story. But no, just seems forced at this part of the film.
SPEAKER_07I thought it was just it felt to me like it was just closing it off. Like it was saying, Alright, that's the end of the love.
SPEAKER_01Wolverine is carrying girlfriend in the dawn horizon, just like a cheesy movie would. Is that walking away with the girlfriend in the hand into the into the dawn horizon?
SPEAKER_07Into the sunset.
SPEAKER_01Is it sunset or sunrise?
SPEAKER_07Ooh, good question.
SPEAKER_01One of the two. Yep. Only for Stryker to shoot Wolverine. Wolverine gets angry and charges Stryker, only for Stryker to finally hit Wolverine in the head. Then another one, execution style. That was brutal. When he's on the ground, execution style. Shannara. Stryker then goes to kill Girlfriend, but she grabs his leg. He's like, Why'd he get so close? I don't know. Anyway. She grabs his leg, making him point his gun at himself. And Girlfriend says, I should make you pull the trigger. But that would make us no better than you. Throw the gun away, walk until your feet bleed. And then keep walking. The prisoners find their way out to a helicopter that is waiting for them. There is a man also there standing waiting for them. It is Professor X, but at the aged Patrick Stewart. Unfortunately when this movie came out, The the aging effects were not all perfected. Leading to Professor X to look utterly terrifying.
SPEAKER_07Like they stretched his face over a freaking mannequin or something.
SPEAKER_01They got an iron out and there's no more wrinkles. It's kind of like the slow motion faces when you know when someone's in a boxing match in a slow moment and there's the vibrations through the face. It kind of looks like that. But like still. Yeah. Like someone that's punched him in the face. Wolverine starts to heal and wakes up. He looks at his tags and it says Logan and Wolverine. Gambit meets back up with Wolverine after like trying to go save the kids, but they were already been saved by creepy Professor X, so he runs back to Wolverine. But now Wolverine has no memories. He interrogates Gambit and asks Gambit what his name is. Gambit tells him his name is Logan, since that is the only name Gambit knew him by. Wolverine sees girlfriend's dead body, but now has no memory of her. Gambert and Wolverine split up. Zoom out to landscape shop of surrounding area. I got into the cutscenes. Stryker is still walking until the military stop him. He is wanted for the questioning for the murder of the general that he well murdered. But he stops and he'd like so keeps stopping and then they went, Oh general! He's like, Oh what? Oh just stop. Yeah. No one forced him to stop, but you think that it had to actually stop him physically? But they don't, but you can see his shoes are all munted, so he's been walking for a while. That already's got really bad shoes on, one or the other. Then there's another second end of credits sequence. No, there isn't cut to the credit. No, there isn't cut to the end of the cut to the end of the credits. In the wreckage of the island, fake ball is pulling himself together. Literally. It ends with him saying shh.
SPEAKER_07This movie's as bad as you think it is.
SPEAKER_01Showing that his mouth is now unstitched. End of movie. Dot dot dot. Finally.
SPEAKER_03Yay!
SPEAKER_07We can go home now.
SPEAKER_01So uh have you got any thoughts just to want to say about X-Men Origins, Jeff, over here before we go into the readings?
SPEAKER_07Yeah, so I felt that going through it again, they didn't flush out the characters like they should have. That they kind of rushed it a bit, and I really felt like they shouldn't have killed most of the characters that they did. He had all these mutants trapped at the end. Why couldn't he just do the same for the others? Why did he have to kill them?
SPEAKER_01And why did he kill ones that did nothing for most of the film just to get killed straight away? Like, why not give them a co-action scene first? Like the start could have been three times longer and showed off all their powers better. Yeah. But it didn't.
SPEAKER_07It was just a quick quick in and out. Didn't give you time to really feel anything for the characters. Like Bradley, when he died, it's just like, okay, yep, he's dead. Don't care.
SPEAKER_01Don't care. Yeah, he didn't do much.
SPEAKER_07He just And don't get me wrong, the actor's a good good actor.
SPEAKER_01Well Dominic Monahan was great in Lord of the Rings.
SPEAKER_07Uh and lost. And the powers were they were pretty interesting. He was the one controlling the plane that they were in. But again, they didn't flush out his character enough for you to really care that he died.
SPEAKER_01That's true. He was just there for a couple minutes and dead after a couple minutes.
SPEAKER_07And I think that's probably why I liked John Wraith as much as I did, because he was slightly more flushed out than But they still wouldn't do enough with him. No. Oh definitely not, no.
SPEAKER_01Blob had one scene as Blob, and the rest of the time he was just a skinny guy who blew up tanks.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, blew up one tank by punching it.
SPEAKER_01What a waste. Yep. Fair enough. I got X-Ben Origins Wolverine was an okay movie when it came out for me. Not great, but okay. Time has not been great to this film, however, as I feel it's a lackluster story, aged CGI FX and the fact that we now have a truer version of Deadpool on screen make it pretty bad.
SPEAKER_07I think it didn't help that like when we first watched this movie, we were like, oh yeah, oh that yep, yep, yeah. And now, because we've seen it, because we're going back to it, we were laughing.
SPEAKER_06When he took the claws out, we were just laughing.
SPEAKER_01Hasn't been kind. There are some positives. I think Hugh Jackman is still pretty good, especially with what he had to work with. And Leave Shriver's version of Victor Sabretooth is still the best one to hit the big screen so far.
SPEAKER_07Yeah. Oh my goodness. Victor, his sabretooth was just amazing. Yes, we've only had two, but it was still for what it was, it was still really good.
SPEAKER_01The opening sequence of Wolverine and Sabretooth transitioning from battle to battle is still one of my favourite opening sequences in a comic book film. So that one's still another positive.
SPEAKER_07I want to say his last name's Creed. Is that right? Victor Creed?
SPEAKER_01Possibly, because they don't give us the things and the credits there, they just give us the first names. So, what score will I be giving this? Let's find out.
SPEAKER_07What score will we be giving this? Or just you?
SPEAKER_01This uh us. We're gonna go into our ratings, sir.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, but you said what I.
SPEAKER_01So what score will we be giving it? Let's find out. There you go. You happy now? Happy champ?
SPEAKER_07I was never happy. Thank you for giving me that.
SPEAKER_01Thank you, Star Wars Samigo. Nobody does it, but it worked. Right, sir. So let's start with the first category. Category one. How entertaining is the film for you, sir, out of a five star?
SPEAKER_07After actually going through the review, I've actually dropped my rating. Yeah. And it's two and a half stars. It was three and a half stars, but going through and picking it out in bits, I was just like, oh no, I can't uh no, two and a half.
SPEAKER_01Fair enough. I've given it a two. I think it was just it was uh entertaining, not really, because it the action sequences weren't very long and they weren't that exciting. It might be partly because I'm used to more like MCU kind of long battles and better battles, but going back to it, like I say, it hasn't been kind going back to after seeing what they can do now on the MCU and comparing it with this. This is kind of lacklustering, kind of boring. Yeah. Category two, Jeff. How intentional is the quality of the film? But I mean by that is do you think it was like deliberately bad or they were they're trying to be serious and this came off as bad? That's what I mean by how intentional.
SPEAKER_07I would say two, yeah. Just for it didn't feel like they were trying to be intentionally bad. Yeah.
SPEAKER_01So yeah, I think so too. I've given it a two as well because I think they're trying to be serious. They use CGI, I think, a little bit too much and it hasn't paid off. It's looks pretty average. And the story itself, yeah, was trying to be this epic kind of origin story, and it was just a flat action film, pretty much, and the action that was in it was meh.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, pretty much.
SPEAKER_01Right. So how much do you think this movie affected the franchise?
SPEAKER_07Two. Because if you look at it the fact that we've still got Logan, it can't have affected it that much, or you wouldn't have had Logan.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, it's true. So I've given it a three. I think it didn't affect it badly, it didn't affect it well, it was just middle, it was just there. It just was a movie that came out, and they just yeah, it didn't really affect anything going forward. It just may have showed you what you're kind of gonna get in for the next few movies, but I don't think it's the reason why the rest of them were as average as they were. I think some of them pretty good too. Days of Future Past was one of the best X-Men movies ever, and that came out after this.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, exactly.
SPEAKER_01Right, quality of casting. What have you given this, sir?
SPEAKER_07Five.
SPEAKER_01Given it five.
SPEAKER_07Yeah. Because I really enjoyed Live and Hugh Jackman and Will I Am and also Danny Houston as a William Stryker was a good choice as well. I felt like that him and Logan played off of each other really well.
SPEAKER_01I didn't like him as much as Brian Cox. I thought Brian Cox, next man too, was a lot better as Stryker, so I've given the casting three because I liked Hugh Jackman. I thought Leif Schrober was really good, and I thought the rest of the cast were meh for me.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, I think Agent Zero's trail in it was pretty meh. Not so much the actor, I think the actor's pretty good in most of the other movies of cinnamon, but Agent Zero was just cocky, boring character.
SPEAKER_01But yeah, so three because of Hugh Jackman for Leaf Schroeder. Alright, so would you watch it again? What if you're gonna one to be absolutely no, five to be definitely watched it again?
SPEAKER_07Three and a half being if I'm drunk enough, sure. Nah, I would put three and a half just because yes, it was bad, but if it's given enough time, I can watch it again the whole way through without wanting to exit stage left.
SPEAKER_01Fair enough. So we'll go through what I've gone through. Uh so how intending was the film, you gave it two and a half, I gave it two. Uh how intentional was the quality, I gave it two, you gave it two. How much does it affect the franchise? I gave it three, you gave it two. Quality of casting, you gave it five, and I gave it three. And would you watch it again, I gave it two? Because I don't think I actually said it, I said no, you didn't. I give it two because it was for me, it's uh yeah, it's probably not one I want to watch again. I'm only watching it again if I have to, but I don't think I'd go to my way to watch it again.
SPEAKER_07Oh, I definitely wouldn't either. But if somebody said, Hey uh, you know, it's just uh bring back the old memories, let's have a watch of this, I go, yeah, okay, why not?
SPEAKER_01Fair enough. That's where you and I differ. Because I don't think I'll watch this ever again.
SPEAKER_07The thing is though, that if you think about it in this way, by watching it again, it allows you to see just how good the future movies will be. Sometimes when you watch one movie, you go, Yeah, okay, it's not too bad, but then you go back and watch something like this, and you start to see the the good bits in the other movie.
SPEAKER_01It can make you appreciate the other ones more.
SPEAKER_07Yeah. It can make you see where they went wrong in this one and where they've gone right in the other ones.
SPEAKER_01Thanks to your five stars on the acting, they you have actually pushed it over the 50% mark, so it's gone 27 out of 50 stars.
SPEAKER_07Cool.
SPEAKER_01So that's a reasonable start for a worst of the worst. I don't think you'll be um bottom for long or top of the bo worst for long because next time on worst of the worst, we're gonna be reviewing Mortal Kombat Annihilation. I imagine that's gonna be Oh, so bad. No spoilers, but that one's gonna have an interesting score. Yeah, I would say so. Mom, you're alive. Too bad you will be dead. That'll be interesting. Right, so yeah, 27 out of 50 is our score for this. With you giving it 15, me giving it 12.
SPEAKER_07Oh, okay, not bad. Basically, I I had to give the quality of the casting five because with um Liv Shiver and Hugh Jackman and the the other two that I've mentioned, it was good enough casting wise. I'm not talking about you know the whole movie wise, but casting wise, they were good choices.
SPEAKER_01No, that's fair enough. And say it's your opinion, I can't tell you you're wrong, sir. Absolutely. If you would like to write into the show, who knows? We might read it out on air. You can go to Nobody Does It Bennett Facebook page, or you can hit us up on the Twitter at nobodydi Bennett. You can also email us at nobody does itbennett at outlook.com. That's Bennett with two N's and two Ts. That's all the time we have today. Jeff, thank you for coming along.
SPEAKER_07You're most welcome, and I look forward to the next one.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, it should be fun. So there, yeah, thank you for coming along. And just remember, some others may do it better, but nobody does it, Bennett. Take care.
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